Friday, February 5, 2010

Retraction.

It has been brought to my attention that I am not hip to the streets.

Said another way, no matter what the title of my last post may suggest, Noah and I were neither the recipients nor the distributors of two free amphetamine tablets taken as a stimulant.

Ben - ny {ben - nee}
-noun. pl: ben-nies. slang
Shortened slang term for the amphetamine "benzedrine," specifically used in literature of the Beat generation.

Sorry to those of you who only got as far as the title and then, worried the big city had finally taken its toll, began hatching a plan to save our souls.

And to you, Grandma, for the inevitable panic attack.

5 comments:

Melissa said...

wow, apparently I'm not so hip either. So clueless. And so funny. Oh how you make me laugh! So good to chat with you yesterday, although it was only in mere g-chat form. Can't wait to follow through on my word and call you, as you are good for my well-being and my laughter level. :)

Robby Spratt said...

Um...best retraction ever!

sorensenpower said...

I'm hoping your DARE training helped you "just say no."

Ash, Dev, & Coop said...

Too Funn! I must be out of the loop also.

Corey, Alisa, and Elsie said...

Had no idea! That is hilarious!