Overheard

If you were walking within earshot of Noah and me as we crossed Smith's parking lot the other evening, you may have overhead this...

Noah: "Since we started training, I weigh less than I have in a few years."
Allison: "Really babe? That's awesome! I have no idea what I weigh, I never step on the scale."
Noah: "Yeah, that's probably a good idea."

PAUSE

Allison: Uproarious laughter.
Noah: A panicked "that is NOT what I meant and you know it" look.